Don't ever text me,
thefuckitsjudii: •If you’re going to ask me for someones’ phone number. •If you’re always going to text me “I’m bored.” •If you’re not going to put any effort into the conversation. •If you’re going to text me with one word. •If you’re going to take forever to reply. •If you only text me if you need something. •FWDS & Chain Messages.
Gotta start early!
*on Thanksgiving after someone opens a bottle of wine*
My grandpap: So Scott, do you like wine?
My cousin: Uncle Jack, I'm only 12
that champagne gave me a headache that's making...
I hate you, dear lab partner
Seriously! This girl is getting on my last nerve. She’s been a pain in the ass all semester but now that we’re doing our final project, I’m even more annoyed with her than ever. She just texted me wanting to see my revised lab essay so she can make her corrections. Um, our TA corrected everyone’s paper individually because we wrote most of them individually (except one...
If my sister wants to keep eating the tortellini I...
rob dobi: a rip of a rip →
robdobi: so awhile ago i created a fictional persona on emptees.com called “murder city clothing” which was a fledgling brand from indonesia. the basic idea behind the murder city character was to expose how horrible it is to hire designers who try to make a name off mimicking others styles. i spent… This confirms my theory that people are idiots.
I think my aunt's cat is trying to kill me
I wish I could see just enough of the future so I knew what to do right now. Because I’m completely lost and nothing has gone right in the last year.